Me texting Brett after Joey and Damen left
- Me: Joey and Damen are on their way!
- Brett: I heard you were an alcoholic. Having irish car bombs at noon now are we? :-p
- Me: Yes. Yes we are. Haha you know I've never done that before lol
- Brett: You haven't even been 21 for a month and you're already drinking before noon. I'm so proud :')
- Me: What can I say, I'm a quick learner :D
Walking down the Riverwalk with Joey and Damen
- Steakhouse Hostess: Stop on in, we have all kinds of steak and
- Joey: I'M A VEGAN. YOUR ADVERTISING OFFENDS ME.
(Source: itscalenderman)
→Tom Hiddleston’s eyes appreciation post
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Where do astronauts hang out?
Well played.
He’s not telling you that he’s dying because he doesn’t want you worrying about him and he wants to make you an omelette first before breaking the news.
(Source: stellarkindalife)
(Source: anditslove)
